- On "Black Saturday" you had planned a flight to a tropical resort, you overslept and because of the huge crowds at the airport you missed plane. And you know that you have to listen for many, many birthdays to it.
- Your friend who had his first gray hair, and to hide them in a spontaneous mood he decides to dye his hair black and goes to live as a gothic.
- your favorite little black dress got lost on vacation (probably you made a Spanish cleaning lady very happy with it.)
- At a concert from The Black Eyed Peas you dance like crazy. So you will lose your friends and your phone. Then spend the rest of the night on a beer after an hour waiting by the car in the pouring rain.
- Already know that on Santa Clouse evening there won’t be waiting a new Prada bag, but the bag of blame.
- You went to the après-ski in your beautiful new white Gucci ski pants within seconds under the gunk is beer / jägermeister / cigarettes.
- That the slobbering black Lab from your parents sniffs a bit too enthusiastic when you saw him for the first time.
- On the very first movie premiere of your life, when your slide on the red carpet, while your sexy hold-up stocks underneath your black cocktail dress are coming down to your ankle.
- After a very enjoyable evening with a great guy with black curls, forgotten his name, and forgotten to ask for his number. You know that you’re never going to see him back.
- Cruising convertible with the black Saab from your brother, and parking it flawlessly. At least. If there were not such annoying pales in Amsterdam.
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